Your wedding has turned your brain into mush

My best friend is getting married in August. She was engaged in either December or January. I can't stand to be around her anymore. Why??????????????? Her brain has turned to mush since she became engaged. The wedding has consumed her. I am happy that she's happy. I hate her asshole fiancee, but if she loves him, more power to her. Here is the problem: anytime that you ask her how she is doing, she gives you an update on the wedding shit. I'm happy you are getting married.................are you still a person? I mean, JC, what the fuck? You were a person in a relationship and now you're a fucking wedding spokesperson. Get on the phone to Modern Bride. I think they have an opening.

Honestly. Here is the thing: all this for ONE day. ONE fucking day. Then what?